Hi, I’m Hans and leaving DDB. I’m looking for the perfect Account Manager to replace me. You’re always on time? Never lose it and always have things under control? You give priority to backtimings & budgets over a brainstorm with the creatives? You’re a real team player that gets along with everybody in the agency? You always end your e-mail with “Kind regards” and never think “Go fuck yourself”?
Do you think you have what it takes to help shape our campaigns? We’re always on the lookout for talented people. If we haven’t found you yet, let us know. Make sure to use an original subject line and send us your CV and motivation to firstname.lastname@example.org.